Jon Dean

@kerrizor: I'm amazed at how often my first take has been 100%, entirely wrong lately. Like.. 90%+. I've been f'ing up left a… https://t.co/QlhjYQJjNE

September 03, 2019

If you have the ability, please help @WokeLiving and her two wonderful children to be safe. All too often the syste… https://t.co/57Zabc9W1Q

August 29, 2019

My self-liked tweets are still self-liked so I guess my sweet lambda function to move those to my website and then un-like them is borked.

August 29, 2019

So basically from 14 on all men are going through Pon Farr.

August 28, 2019

Omg yes. https://t.co/ZDpAEZIZwR

@kmlake: The 🦈 is out of the bag! I'll be a guest judge in the tank this season! https://t.co/YofVDzRens

August 28, 2019

No wonder we keep electing the wrong people. We’re only just now beginning to evolve! https://t.co/yrK9b7MRSX

@ItsDanSheehan: Say what you will about Twitter but many generations lived and died without the ability to yell "eat my ass" at the… https://t.co/6sEnP2NIjd

August 27, 2019

Unless all you mean by that is “rich white dude” because that checks with 98% of history or just “rich dude” which… https://t.co/LHxRdfSAdq

@adamcbest: The current president is an ex-reality TV star with 22 sexual misconduct accusers and 6 bankruptcies who calls hims… https://t.co/QisjA1DsJy

August 15, 2019

Hungry to learn again and it feels good.

August 12, 2019

Could not be more well deserved. We are so lucky to have you, Coraline. I have learned a lot from you already, like… https://t.co/PCrHjoo4KO

@CoralineAda: Happy to share that I just got promoted at @stitchfix to Architect, the highest individual contributor position we… https://t.co/2vjh13a8VQ

August 12, 2019

RE @jonathanedean: It’s also worth noting that the unsuccessful companies left me with bad habits that I brought here and I almost did… https://t.co/QtJIaDA2zP

August 12, 2019

Same, basically. And the first successful startup I’ve worked at still has me there after the IPO because they neve… https://t.co/qQis28fMdZ

@holman: Number of times I crushed 20 hour days for a startup that failed and got sold for parts: many. Number of times I w… https://t.co/LvVWyi2trY

August 12, 2019

All I want is the ability to send all phone calls from numbers not in my address book directly to voicemail without… https://t.co/OVCcqdZpsv

August 12, 2019

Last thing you want to see in the hands of a white man. https://t.co/Rt6gjwFbVX

@LAPDHQ: Whatever your views might be on gun control, we probably all share this view...this MAC-10, with a fully loaded 50… https://t.co/2opyVknPxE

August 11, 2019

This is what desperation to cling to power looks like. That means it’s time to double down on what we’re doing beca… https://t.co/rHPL60PCuB

@NoahRevoy: Women need the boundaries of the Patriarchy and a mission in life which is usually a husband, children and home. Ab… https://t.co/gYi06mqZ7w

August 06, 2019

Where my mind is after 1 whiskey on an empty stomach post busy work day: 1. Lizzo comprises 90% of my hype songs 2.… https://t.co/qzAaZiDpgv

July 10, 2019

Often overlooked value of comments: what they *meant* it to do rather than what it actually does. So helpful during… https://t.co/oUUkYcBiz4

@kathyra_: you're all wrong about self-documenting code

July 09, 2019

RE @jonathanedean: Lastly, it’s offensive to suggest we are so bad at [thing your product solves that you want to sell us] that we nee… https://t.co/rosJ5UXdpx

July 09, 2019

RE @jonathanedean: It’s also morally questionable to bribe with gifts, IMHO. And I won’t tell you who is responsible for that thing b… https://t.co/SV9Hoi2pTr

July 09, 2019

Please for the love of whatever it is you value do not send me gifts to get me to take your sales call. I don’t get… https://t.co/0mq6j3W7Ha

June 19, 2019

RE @browntechbae: @browntechbae Go crush some dreams, Dani!

June 10, 2019

Shit, he found out. But no surprise he spelled my name wrong. https://t.co/yg4PpL0ne9

@thehill: President Trump on John Dean: "He's been a loser for many years." https://t.co/9mj6gAOZ1A

June 10, 2019

My experience of @amazon Prime 1 day delivery is pretending all day that it’ll come but never hitting Out For Deliv… https://t.co/PGA2uEyZj8

May 19, 2019

If your company doesn’t know how to succeed without working you to the bone then it’s not going to know how to do a… https://t.co/Ps8gbccJsM

@molly_struve: 5 lies we tell ourselves to justify working obscene hours: 1. It’s for my career 2. The work had to be done/XX reli… https://t.co/knRRlCvZG4

May 10, 2019

These laws are unbelievably cruel and take away the rights of ones own body. It’s the only thing we are born into t… https://t.co/OmrMVPIW9d

May 09, 2019

Just about every company, no matter how great, will take as much energy as you give. This is because “the company”… https://t.co/0S3TRBSNbs

May 02, 2019

Carolina and Columbus are the most fun teams to watch right now and their fans are a huge part of that. #NHL

May 01, 2019

Starting to realize that my attention and motivation is very fragile. I have to be engaged in something I enjoy ear… https://t.co/AvIaVRcH4j

April 30, 2019

I work with really amazing people.

April 30, 2019

For sure because no one has to work nights, put their kids to bed, live in a different time zone, or are just simpl… https://t.co/GlZuCGJ4oG

@CasanovaCed: There’s no such thing as Game of thrones spoilers lol Y’all had TWO YEARS to catch up but instead y’all wanted to… https://t.co/w8yfGARklh

April 23, 2019

Lately I feel increasingly motivated by mental health and emotional well-being and no longer by accomplishments. Is… https://t.co/s64c3peRT7

April 05, 2019

OH by @saalon: “what I really appreciate is that he’s extremely caustic but not dickish and that’s really hard to p… https://t.co/ynqdqfIppl

April 03, 2019

I found a really interesting way to combat imposter syndrome of late: advice/networking conversations for engineeri… https://t.co/f5UX1kOLxw

March 22, 2019

I still can’t get over the you suck chanting. I love most things about Nashville fans but that’s excessively juveni… https://t.co/6tG71skjKV

March 21, 2019

RE @saalon: @saalon Yeah but what about that one single time in your multi-decade career that bitwise & is the perfect solution… https://t.co/S6gEUfaQi4

March 15, 2019

RE @tomexx: @tomexx @cassiecodes DRY for its own sake is not a useful goal though, so I don’t see what there is to learn either… https://t.co/ia2Fuj0mAu

March 14, 2019

RE @jonathanedean: @LoriG I think of the alternative like the description of the Star Trek universe. Everyone puts their energy into i… https://t.co/2grpVBub9Y

March 14, 2019

RE @LoriG: @LoriG I think this is a tweet about capitalism. We spend most of our time in pursuit of money to first survive & t… https://t.co/qVuXH93QHV

March 14, 2019

This is one of those days where I feel like we as humans have created the worst possible way in which to exist with… https://t.co/llhsnwMmz6

March 11, 2019

I’ll sleep a lot better at night when the standard for being a great person is a higher bar than not being a complete shit toxic person.

February 28, 2019

Can anyone tell me why I can’t either add a read text to reminders or make it unread on iOS? Same for missed calls.… https://t.co/qDWJJH3f1U

February 28, 2019

When your algorithms are all made by white tech bros. https://t.co/pPnjfvLXS1

@mitskileaks: !?? https://t.co/2uWHVVCvJ8

February 20, 2019

“I’m sick.” https://t.co/S7ZpfxMyzV

February 20, 2019

RE @jonathanedean: @soniagupta504 So if you’re following along at home I’ll lay it out: I can have moments where I am better than aver… https://t.co/cR7mauPJcx

February 20, 2019

RE @jonathanedean: @soniagupta504 On a good day with support of people I trust I’ll admit I did maybe a better than average job at a f… https://t.co/b12wEYZhGp

February 20, 2019

RE @jonathanedean: @soniagupta504 Let’s be real for a moment though: I am a white tech dude that has gone from startup to IPO and you… https://t.co/x1VxO64QG9

February 19, 2019

We need a united global effort to fix global warming, runaway capitalism, etc. So let’s start with actually doing w… https://t.co/VtubiWptyv

@emilyst: Hey, kids, my 2020 Presidential Platform is: We fix racism first. "But, Emily, isn't global warming REALLY importa… https://t.co/QwF3fJRDHz

January 31, 2019

I don’t know what this says about me but this is the moment when @billeisenhauer made my day. https://t.co/lSV7q6FIcJ

January 30, 2019

Replace “nice” with “kind” and I might tattoo it somewhere. https://t.co/ER9zSU9yrX

@HiattKaela: Forever mood: https://t.co/BhdCiFrumT

January 29, 2019

We all need to stop look shaming/look trolling political opponents. It weakens our message. There’s plenty else to… https://t.co/Z2DgYZrqN5

January 26, 2019

Being kind. https://t.co/znShzAbo8w

@melihubb: What do you want to be remembered for?

January 14, 2019

RE @samsm: @samsm Create an emergency fund that automatically kicks in when there is a shutdown so no one is ever without pay… https://t.co/5TJEUZOtBK

January 12, 2019

Set up an AWS Lambda function to occasionally pull self-liked tweets to my GitHub pages website via Staticman (and… https://t.co/cPnUXSgWcR

January 11, 2019

Uh, I think you mean giving yourself the time and space to step back and think critically about a problem before ru… https://t.co/UrnDVbvU3r

@KentBeck: My vote for most valuable programming skill? Walking. I spent 15 minutes going and picking up my laundry and figure… https://t.co/5THvawpTQX

January 07, 2019

John Schnatter is a racist and should not profit from the @NHL and @LAKings https://t.co/S7Fybukb4l

@LAKings: Help your Sunday scaries by getting 50% off your @PapaJohnsSoCal pizza order! 🍕 Use code KINGS 🍕 https://t.co/jReRlx6d2K

December 28, 2018

If only we could all just make up total bullshit and stay employed as thought leaders. https://t.co/ld7g0bndBO

@zei_nabq: nothing to see here, just Jordan Peterson going on another unhinged rant about how the birth control pill destroyed… https://t.co/ot4JALRNpq

December 17, 2018

Why imposter syndrome is irrational https://t.co/awEw8JBlfr

@dhh: I love googling how to use some Rails feature I wrote myself, and finding just the answer I needed written by a kind stranger 😄🙏

December 09, 2018

Now I know what happens when a Roomba sucks up dog crap and it’s about as lovely as you’d expect. Will fund @iRobot… https://t.co/IAk4rE5zFx

December 03, 2018

Wonderfully said by ⁦@CoralineAda⁩ in her speech to the UN: “Human Rights Microagressions In The Tech Industry” https://t.co/9SwPKfH3LO

December 01, 2018

I title this “How I Lost 10 Pounds on the Keto Diet” subtitled “Fuck Me For Not Trying This Years Ago”… https://t.co/Sc9L7vs3GX

November 30, 2018

No more old white men. https://t.co/eNUHvKvklG

@SaysHummingbird: John Kerry says he is considering running for President in 2020. Thoughts everyone?

November 28, 2018

Ugh. How about all that effort going into men making sure other men never do this? https://t.co/33Df1OeaMX

@triketora: lol that men won’t believe women and need ~technology~ in the form of a ~smart dress~ to convince them women get gr… https://t.co/w6VWJRx6YX

November 27, 2018

RE @jonathanedean: Example, at Stitch Fix we built our own API gem because we had a very limited set of use cases for authentication,… https://t.co/wJlseMRfJM

November 27, 2018

RE @jonathanedean: If you limit 3rd party code to simple, battle-tested utilities that are actively maintained by a trusted (group of)… https://t.co/IV2bZu6oCe

November 27, 2018

RE @jonathanedean: All of that additional code brings carrying cost in complexity that is harder to work with over time, causes resour… https://t.co/Cum3YgA1Ex

November 27, 2018

RE @jonathanedean: Once you start to learn what external code you’re bringing into your app the more educated you can be about whether… https://t.co/Ew31gg8KY4

November 27, 2018

Most engineers have no idea what code they are putting in their apps. The JavaScript ecosystem exaggerates this wit… https://t.co/vM9Hp5o6iE

@tenderlove: Honestly I'm not even sure what the lesson to learn from this event-stream "event" is. Don't let others maintain yo… https://t.co/k4vzjPCERp

November 25, 2018

Let’s go Pens! https://t.co/d1iIi4Lc0k https://t.co/lP8icIIfnV

November 22, 2018

Happy The Natives Are Better Humans Than Us Day 🦃

November 17, 2018

This is what always happens. This kind of capitalism at scale isn’t good for anyone and it’s very not good for the… https://t.co/J5NkiiGJs7

@hunterw: Peak New York: Amazon is being given land in Queens that was supposed to go for affordable housing. Now 1,500 homes… https://t.co/Nt1s0BwYun

November 11, 2018

Thread, with pictures https://t.co/SjEtUWpSGq

@ElishevaAvital: Today is the 80th anniversary of #Kristallnacht. A personal story: My grandfather fought in WWII. He never spoke… https://t.co/F6Z2R9qkYe

November 07, 2018

RE @jonathanedean: Delivery of real value is both more attainable early in your career and also more likely to be valued by the best p… https://t.co/9xItIjADQd

November 07, 2018

RE @jonathanedean: I realize there's some privilege in this message. If that isn't doable right away definitely focus on actual value… https://t.co/H44wTWZ0IP

November 07, 2018

100% of your energy should go to finding the company and people that will invest in you. Fuck the tech. You'll lear… https://t.co/X3rzxrSvFc

@Anagobarreto: One thing I hate is when people say that junior devs should learn all about JS before jumping into frameworks. Comi… https://t.co/XO1POJkQoQ

November 04, 2018

This is how people are born. With love for all and hate for no one. https://t.co/R2QZmQWDhS

@_SJPeace_: His parents told him "it’s time to go bye-bye", so he gave every stranger a hug. My heart 😭 RETWEET THIS ❤️ https://t.co/d7QCGyTxAa

October 27, 2018

Join me! I just donated to the @TransEquality and you should too. https://t.co/93ngpgs3bO

October 27, 2018

Imagine what we could do for this country and this world if all of the energy currently directed toward hate and cl… https://t.co/IByRm43DME

October 27, 2018

Can we please try to find some leaders that have a message of love and unity and not hate and superiority?

October 26, 2018

Unfortunately we all know the answer. #racism https://t.co/cHwC2Up6wZ

@sairasameerarao: Why is it that the Indian accent is a joke, something to be mocked while the British accent is revered, the stuff of romantic comedies?

October 21, 2018

https://t.co/Oywm4lwJzP https://t.co/wCCyBkq7MJ

October 21, 2018

Acceptable. https://t.co/r7Jldgut0B https://t.co/0it1Z1WbgI

October 20, 2018

The best 5 years yet. https://t.co/RnS4nE4qsy https://t.co/xscDCwQN5m

October 19, 2018

RE @jonathanedean: Honestly if you’re going around correcting people on terminology I assume you are terrible at delivering any real value to anything.

October 19, 2018

I have a Computer Science degree and am a Director of Engineering at a publicly traded company. I have never needed… https://t.co/d75EWvblDB

@tenderlove: Tbh I don't know what the difference between an attribute and a property is 🤷‍♀️

October 06, 2018

I feel sick. I can’t imagine how women feel right now. I’m sorry we let you down. https://t.co/KWIIC9btkh

@danibostick: 50 - 48 Brett Kavanaugh is confirmed as an associate justice on the Supreme Court amid screams from protesters. P… https://t.co/flb5mmQoJI

October 04, 2018

You can’t build your merit unless you’re included enough to practice and learn. None of us are born software engine… https://t.co/41HsRv8Vbe

@CoralineAda: One of my issues with meritocracy is that merit can't be doled out equally because bias-- both CONSCIOUS and UNCONS… https://t.co/ny9uzjfCXn

October 01, 2018

I just called hot dogs “butthole and lip meat sandwiches” in a work chat room so maybe it’s time to end the day.

September 19, 2018

Very proud of @CoralineAda and her contributions to a better environment for building software, which will result i… https://t.co/QYZFHnjaBn

@sathishscripts: Linux adds a code of conduct for programmers | ZDNet https://t.co/LMhTPGkP40

September 18, 2018

How do people have more garbage than recycling to put out? I don’t understand this.

September 16, 2018

Not only has the @NFL missed every opportunity to make a positive impact on this country, it also has a terrible pr… https://t.co/mnFNhKBy4q

September 09, 2018

Read this thread if you’ve ever responded to someone expressing an injustice with some form of “but not me!” https://t.co/Hm5IdHoXHJ

@AdrianCJax: 1. I can always appreciate a genuine inquiry regarding #NotAllWhitePeople & #NotAllMen; join me as I take a more cr… https://t.co/MlcIWN1GQg

August 27, 2018

If possible, work somewhere where there is no distinction and where more senior engineers have an expectation of me… https://t.co/6cq4Qwuc48

@jmdembe: Trying to make the shift from developer —> engineer and I need to make more tangible goals to make that happen. What are some of yours?

August 25, 2018

Not sure why this would only apply to the self taught. We all specialize and we all forget what we learned in schoo… https://t.co/plshGSZJSo

@chriskrycho: One of the frustrating side-effects of being 100% self-taught in software and computer science is having massive, *… https://t.co/Mt0KZ2R7QX

August 15, 2018

Even the most used lines of code will never be as valuable as a whole community of diverse perspectives building co… https://t.co/e3lHjBkMu2

@CoralineAda: So many cis het white tech dudes with large platforms on here, that not only don’t engage in dialog on issues of so… https://t.co/Syts45ppPb

August 14, 2018

This never ends. Stay far away from anyone that makes you think otherwise. Memorizing everything you’ve encountered… https://t.co/REeURrwRx2

@cszhu: Me: *has a computer science degree, has been programming for a few years* Also me: *googles 'how to declare a list in Python'*

August 13, 2018

As a white person, what AM I doing to dismantle white supremacy? An evergreen question requiring daily asking. Tryi… https://t.co/JSJrVkHGgC

@offcolorpod: Episode is up! With @soniagupta504 https://t.co/nkAPgoMLAg https://t.co/hCosINpaop

August 09, 2018

Pay everyone well enough to get their own and let them go home/work at home to enjoy it. https://t.co/Lc891sFbLG

@valeriecodes: Your ping pong table is not as great a perk as you think it is.

July 25, 2018

RE @jonathanedean: It’s also a humbling opportunity to make a big impact on a lot of people that have put that much trust in you. I tr… https://t.co/FX9OJnLkrl

July 25, 2018

I felt weird saying this before but I may as well. I’ve been told by many at Stitch Fix that I will be their canary… https://t.co/JJKZN4J0Uy

@bphogan: I’ve had some toxic jobs. Lesson learned: When things go bad, good people leave, eventually followed by people who… https://t.co/jWwglfJAEA

June 16, 2018

Sonia is very right here about how to be a good teammate. If you bowl your way in with new ideas you’ll alienate ev… https://t.co/vRM8vOaTab

@soniagupta504: I don't understand the arrogance of devs who are brand new to a team yet stomp in with strong opinions on things th… https://t.co/7VIj5MnZv7

June 14, 2018

RE @jonathanedean: The worst is what I already retweeted: telling a driver that a stranger they are picking up is in an additionally vulnerable state.

June 14, 2018

This isn’t the worst problem here but a good example of what young white dude engineering teams come up with: a sha… https://t.co/sy3aeFXIS5

@MetroUK: Uber will soon know if you’re drunk and could refuse to pick you up https://t.co/V3VbrhRjgs

June 12, 2018

Yes. These are the hard skills. There are manuals on how to write code and the computer will tell you if you got it… https://t.co/yk0saG3tHb

@kurtiskemple: I would love for the term "soft skills" to die in a fire 🔥 If you don't have good social skills it's a serious pro… https://t.co/u8DBKlkkDM

June 08, 2018

As the first engineer, I helped my company go from barely making payroll to being a billion dollar public company (… https://t.co/gMlDLnymtZ

@joemccann: 10/ GitHub is the de facto source for validating top talent the world over. Résumé or CV? Please. Show me your… https://t.co/V6Yd7K0RM2

January 19, 2018

I get upset now when my socks don’t match the rest of my outfit. That’s on you, @helloswooning.